Oops

I backed into

the car

that was near

my driveway

It was

your sporty

pretentious

new one

I should be sorry

It looked so fine

with an iridescent

shine

But, in fact,

I don’t care

Your car

was blocking mine

Endnote: This is a parody I wrote of an apology poem by William Carlos Williams. In it, he sincerely apologizes to his wife for eating all her breakfast plums. I decided to be brutally honest instead.